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Wednesday, 12 December 2012

10 Tips for Successful Touring.


1. DO IT! Leave as soon as possible, don’t put it off, book the time off work and go A.S.A.P. It could change your life, who knows!
2. Don’t plan too much, you can make the most detailed plans but you will have a much more enjoyable time if you ‘go with the flow’. Your bike may malfunction, you may take a wrong turn and end up miles from where you had planned to be. Remember, Europe as a whole is a civilised place and it’s unlikely you will starve or freeze, it’s an adventure after all!
3. Take a friend, and a good one at that. You will be spending every minute of every day with this person so make sure it’s somebody that you can tolerate and spend time with without wishing to wring their neck.
4. Bring a good knife with you, you will need it for preparing food, whittling a stick when you’re bored and stabbing your intolerable companion.
5. Cleanliness is next to godliness so make sure to shower and wash your clothes every night. You will be sweaty and gross after a long day in the saddle, so for the sake of your health and for those around you, stay clean. Campsites in Europe have all the necessary facilities for you to do this, however some showers are better than others.

6. Pack light. I cannot emphasise how easy it is to take with you a whole load of bonus stuff you will never need. On John O’ Groats to Land’s End we took a monstrous amount of junk (Jamie packed a large hardback book). For this trip we thought we had mastered the art of packing light, however we were wrong. By the halfway stage we managed to fill a bin liner with unnecessary items that were doomed to landfill. Whatever you take has to be lugged around with you and when you’re trying to ascend a Pyrenean climb the weight really makes a difference.
7. Water is necessary for human survival and you will need a lot of it. When cycling in 40 degree heat you tend to dry out pretty fast, so make sure you stock up with plenty of water. Before we left I attached two extra bottle cages to the front fork of my bike but took them off because i thought they looked stupid, I really regretted that. We ran out of water on three occasions, fortunately most French villages have drinking fountains.
8. The French don’t do much on Sundays, all the shops are shut so it is vital that you stock up the day before so you don’t end up huddled in a ball in you’re tent after a long days ride imagining how good a Big Mac would be right now.
9. Have faith in people, about 1000 miles into the journey we had both broken four spokes each (probably because of over packing) as a result our rear wheels resembled pringles and the bikes were virtually unridable. We spent hours in a Decathlon store trying to get the wheels fixed however the staff there managed to make the problem worse, to the extent that they gave us 20 euros to get them fixed elsewhere. It was at this point that we met Clive an English man with a French family, they put our bikes in their car found another bike shop, took us out for lunch and drove us to a campsite. We picked the bikes up the next day and continued on our journey but without them it could never have happened, cheers Clive!
10. Wear Sunscreen.
Honestly though, it’s hot out there kids, don’t get burned. A cycling cap also helps keep the sun out of your eyes and off your head.
11. This isn’t Spinal Tap.

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